วันศุกร์ที่ 6 กุมภาพันธ์ พ.ศ. 2552

I didn't drink redbull today.

...but I drank some yesterday!!!

And by Brittany it was awesome!!! Redbull is, admittedly, quite disgusting. It's like, soda water + sugar + more soda water + more sugar... yeah, that's about right... However, bag not the juice of heroes for redbull does in fact give you wings.

No, the wings aren't invisible you idiots. The wings are metaphorical; metaphorical, spell it with me N-O-T-L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y-T-H-E-R-E. But it's there non-the-less.

Drinking a redbull is like signing yourself up to a bootcamp... or the Biggest Loser. It'll coerce, forced and may even outright beat you into a super-hyper-notquitesane version of yourself and makes you do crazy things like spamming crazily in chat-rooms or jump from the third floor balcony into the pool below when it's night time and the water is freezing cold...

Not that I did that yesterday or anything.

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