Seriously now - do you like surprises?
Okay, since I'm typing it's kind of hard to expect a response so whatever, I'll keep on typing.
I guess it depends on the person. Sometime I wish people would throw a surprise birthday party or something but most of the time not really. Why? Because for some reason my life so far has been filled with crappy surprises. So I'm kind of dreading surprises if you know what I mean.
Like the other day I sneaked out and had lunch at a Japanese restaurant I've been frequently for ages and guess what happened? Bad salmon-roe!!! I threw up and got food poisoning as well... sucky me huh?
'But David!' you protest vehemently. 'it's Japanese? How can a Japanophile like you hate anything Japanese?'
Well, my only excuse is that it was a Japanese restaurant run by a dirty Thai businessman (like yours truly) who cares more about profit than good food. I bet they threaten the poor Japanese chief to use the bad salmon-roe so they can shave a few bucks off they cost!!!
/scene in David's delirious mind/
Poor chief: *throwing away salmon-roe*
Evil Businessman: What are you doing?!?!
Poor chief: It has gone off, sir, I must throw it away.
Evil Businessman: No you won't! It cost money!!! Money!!!! You must use it!!!
Poor chief: It's goes against my ethics!!! I won't.
Evil Businessman: Oh yeah? Well, you can use it or say goodbye to your anime collection!!! I've taken it hostage and will burn it!!!
Poor chief: No you vile monster?!?!?!!! I have no choice now...
/scene ends/
Hm... so what now? KFC till I die? God no! I'll just go to a different restaurant... there's like a bazillion Jap restaurant in Thailand.
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