Wasting a Saturday night by sitting in front of a computer screen working instead of going out is a crime.
Seriously, there's a reason why normal people don't work on weekends. See that word right there? Week-Ends. As in, the week is over you bastard! Let me go! I want to live - not be coped up here!!!
Alas, the force of justice and good does not always win. But whatever, a man gotta do what a man gotta do right? Right. Well, I supposed it's excusable when you have to work something but not going out where you CAN go out? That's a crime, mortals! A crime!
So what are you doing with that half-open, drool-covered ginormous text book? What are you doing sitting there munching half-finish bag of corn chips watching Saving Private Ryan for the 8th times? Get your social bones cracking and go out you lazy person you!!!
I mean, you don't have to be a Yesman or anything. (though it'd be interesting if you are... wait you are? Okay, can I have 50 bucks? I can? Sweet!!!)
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