วันศุกร์ที่ 6 กุมภาพันธ์ พ.ศ. 2552

Loneliness

Loneliness is a sin.

Every time you're being lonely, you're committing a serious offense in the eyes of God. And thusly, he kills a kitten for you crime. Every single time you see a dead cat on the street remember, it's murder, and you've committed it.

-_-

Okay, I was just kidding.

Loneliness is... like... like... herpes! Yea, that's it. It's something you catch when you least expects it. Sure, you can try to be all safe and stuff but no matter how much you prepare for it, you can still get it. And like all STDs, even though you know you might get it you still can't stop yourself from having sex.

Having sex here is used as an euphemism for making friends, of course.

Which is okay really - after all making friends is great. (and so is sex, but that shouldn't even need to be said)

To me though loneliness is like a constant companion. Like a funny little dog that barks at trees or a pair of old boots you refuse to throw away, it's always there with me. I wrote somewhere not long ago that I feel lonely a lot - it's weirdly true. I get lonely for the oddest of reason... like when I'm at a wedding... or when I'm in the zoo... or when I stand in line to buy a ticket at the cinema... or when I turn off the phone for a while to save the battery...

Life is better with phones, people. Never forget it.

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